shoelaces
Its 12 midnight and theres barely 15 people online on my msn. What does that mean? So clever, it means msn is screwing up...
Damn pissing that msn auto logs u out and then denies you re-entry like how a phospholipid forms a boundary and denies certain molecules into the cell. Too much bio hur hur. Anyway i think i take msn for granted, was really feeling quite distraught when i kenna logged out just now.
So its back to school today and thanks to the cunning employed by RJC, i have my longest day tomorrow. At least there's OG dinner to look forward to. And thanks to the reshuffling of the timetable, there's pe tomorrow AND on friday.
Anyway back to what i wanted to blog about. Yesterday was class outing which was potentially disastrous but thank God everything went quite nicely. Xian bin offered his house at the 11th hour (literally) and so we went to telok kurau to play some mahjong, asshole dai dee, and i brought my ancient PS so the people played fifa and CTR. All in all max, me, malcolm, xianbin, natalie,joy, dominic, ivan, daniel seow, justin and galvin turned up.
Mahjong was an eye opener. Learnt a little about how they count the hua and tai and stuff. The games were all quite exciting. One game saw a pong the moment the banker threw first tile then i pong the tile that the previous guy threw then someone chi the tile that i threw. pong pong chi all at the start, how happening. Anyway was all quite fun. Managed to win twice(i think) and somemore it was zimo. Justin chiam the best lah, picked up 9 shuo and thought he hu but then he realised that the tile he had was a 6 shuo, so no yan jing for him. haha.
Played for an hour half then the guys suggested going lan. Since there were only 2 girls (joy and nat), there wasnt really much room for objection. Started with CS then yanmin came to join us so we started dota cause cs was damn sian. Dota was rather ok, not too imbalanced. Played dwarven sniper which was pretty simple. Then had a second round which i sat out and basically spectated and helped the first timers. The girls were not bad lah. But poor joy didnt get to play at all, i feel damn bad lah making her watch like 1 whole game of dota. There was a little of an identity crisis going in the second game. "Dominic" was justin and "Justin" was yanmin and "xianbin" was natalie and "nat" was xianbin. Oh and not forgetting our hero of the day, daniel seow who used a chicken with dargon to kill limen's hero. Damn hilarious.
After that everyone went home and so that was the first class outing of the year. It was quite successful i must say.
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In other news, i think reader's digest 's(RD) jokes are seriously funny stuff. I mean just to give u an idea of the difference in level between my kind of joke and the RD kind.
1. Amylase digests amylose.
Maltase digests maltose.
So what is the enzyme used in shoe production? Shoelaces.
These are from RD:
A couple are debating whether computers are male of female.
"Definitely female", said the husband. "You spend half your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date."
"No," said his wife."They're male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if only you'd waited a little longer."
*
Bob was sitting across from his wife, Marlene, reading the newspaper when he notice a story about a beautiful actress who was engaged to a football player known for his stupidity and penchant for fighting.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive women," he said to his wife.
marlene smiled at Bob and said, "Why, thank you, dear."
*
Sitting in a packed cinema, two ladies in front of me were talking loudly, preventing me form hearing the soundtrack properly. Tapping one lady on the shoulder, I said, "Excuse me, I can't hear!"
Her reply was, "I should think not. This is a private conversation."
*
I'm so tall that people feel free to make comments like "You must play basketball." My favourite came on a road trip with my uncle. We stopped at a convenience store and as i paid the young cahser, she asked, gawking, "How tall are you?"
"About six-ten," I replied.
"Wow," she said. "I'm only four-eleven. You're twice as tall as me."
When we got back in the car, my uncle said, "You better count your change."
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That's all for tonight. Hope you don't get stiches...
Its 12 midnight and theres barely 15 people online on my msn. What does that mean? So clever, it means msn is screwing up...
Damn pissing that msn auto logs u out and then denies you re-entry like how a phospholipid forms a boundary and denies certain molecules into the cell. Too much bio hur hur. Anyway i think i take msn for granted, was really feeling quite distraught when i kenna logged out just now.
So its back to school today and thanks to the cunning employed by RJC, i have my longest day tomorrow. At least there's OG dinner to look forward to. And thanks to the reshuffling of the timetable, there's pe tomorrow AND on friday.
Anyway back to what i wanted to blog about. Yesterday was class outing which was potentially disastrous but thank God everything went quite nicely. Xian bin offered his house at the 11th hour (literally) and so we went to telok kurau to play some mahjong, asshole dai dee, and i brought my ancient PS so the people played fifa and CTR. All in all max, me, malcolm, xianbin, natalie,joy, dominic, ivan, daniel seow, justin and galvin turned up.
Mahjong was an eye opener. Learnt a little about how they count the hua and tai and stuff. The games were all quite exciting. One game saw a pong the moment the banker threw first tile then i pong the tile that the previous guy threw then someone chi the tile that i threw. pong pong chi all at the start, how happening. Anyway was all quite fun. Managed to win twice(i think) and somemore it was zimo. Justin chiam the best lah, picked up 9 shuo and thought he hu but then he realised that the tile he had was a 6 shuo, so no yan jing for him. haha.
Played for an hour half then the guys suggested going lan. Since there were only 2 girls (joy and nat), there wasnt really much room for objection. Started with CS then yanmin came to join us so we started dota cause cs was damn sian. Dota was rather ok, not too imbalanced. Played dwarven sniper which was pretty simple. Then had a second round which i sat out and basically spectated and helped the first timers. The girls were not bad lah. But poor joy didnt get to play at all, i feel damn bad lah making her watch like 1 whole game of dota. There was a little of an identity crisis going in the second game. "Dominic" was justin and "Justin" was yanmin and "xianbin" was natalie and "nat" was xianbin. Oh and not forgetting our hero of the day, daniel seow who used a chicken with dargon to kill limen's hero. Damn hilarious.
After that everyone went home and so that was the first class outing of the year. It was quite successful i must say.
---
In other news, i think reader's digest 's(RD) jokes are seriously funny stuff. I mean just to give u an idea of the difference in level between my kind of joke and the RD kind.
1. Amylase digests amylose.
Maltase digests maltose.
So what is the enzyme used in shoe production? Shoelaces.
These are from RD:
A couple are debating whether computers are male of female.
"Definitely female", said the husband. "You spend half your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date."
"No," said his wife."They're male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if only you'd waited a little longer."
*
Bob was sitting across from his wife, Marlene, reading the newspaper when he notice a story about a beautiful actress who was engaged to a football player known for his stupidity and penchant for fighting.
"I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive women," he said to his wife.
marlene smiled at Bob and said, "Why, thank you, dear."
*
Sitting in a packed cinema, two ladies in front of me were talking loudly, preventing me form hearing the soundtrack properly. Tapping one lady on the shoulder, I said, "Excuse me, I can't hear!"
Her reply was, "I should think not. This is a private conversation."
*
I'm so tall that people feel free to make comments like "You must play basketball." My favourite came on a road trip with my uncle. We stopped at a convenience store and as i paid the young cahser, she asked, gawking, "How tall are you?"
"About six-ten," I replied.
"Wow," she said. "I'm only four-eleven. You're twice as tall as me."
When we got back in the car, my uncle said, "You better count your change."
---
That's all for tonight. Hope you don't get stiches...
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